Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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