Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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