I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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