Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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