Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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