In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The best revenge is premature balding
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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