the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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