lets start a swedish sibling band together
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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