When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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