spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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