Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize