Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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