Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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