Dual....:-)
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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