He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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