Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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