Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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