Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He felt like a one man threesome
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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