i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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