her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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