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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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