my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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