Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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