Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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