32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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