you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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