redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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