She said her name was "party"
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
