If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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