i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
