so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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