Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I queefed so loud it echoed.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
