he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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