Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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