worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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