I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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