Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I have post one night stand depression
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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