ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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