So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you traded sex for a burrito?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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