haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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