I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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