i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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