i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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