if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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