first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
