D3 body, D1 cock
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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