Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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