Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Randomize
