just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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