my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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