I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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