How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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