ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize