this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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