Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
