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try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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