Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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